Yikvaglidyarjip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, irritating dugong.

Yikvaglidyarjip created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Yikvaglidyarjip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Yikvaglidyarjip, it will turn you into a rock.

Yikvaglidyarjip's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Yikvaglidyarjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not kill rats.