Pagpangcad is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, self-assured
unicorn.
Pagpangcad created the world four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Pagpangcad, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Pagpangcad, it will send minions to preach to you.
Pagpangcad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Pagpangcad's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pagpangcad.
2. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Never think about gravity near shrews while wearing pink jumpers and balancing five nickel spheres on your feet.
4. Always help mice.
5. Fast once a month.