Jopflamdiss Donjenleg is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, almighty hedgehog.

Jopflamdiss Donjenleg created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Jopflamdiss Donjenleg, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jopflamdiss Donjenleg, it will not care.

Jopflamdiss Donjenleg's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Jopflamdiss Donjenleg's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Do not hurt manatees.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.