Dudcansid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, self-assured bee.

Dudcansid created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudcansid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dudcansid, he will remove you from existence.

Dudcansid's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dudcansid's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of gulls.

2. Always help grasshopers.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never feed gooseberries to sheep while wearing shorts.