Catyatbass is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unjust wolf.

Catyatbass created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Catyatbass, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Catyatbass, she will try to impress you with trees.

Catyatbass' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Catyatbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never feed grapes to cats while wearing fawn jumpers.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.