Dinsisjan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive gerbil.

Dinsisjan created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinsisjan, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dinsisjan, he will boil you in a big pot.

Dinsisjan's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dinsisjan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Never mention seals.