Mabvildav is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, kind elephant.

Mabvildav created viruses five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabvildav, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mabvildav, she will not invite you to parties.

Mabvildav's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Mabvildav's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Hide if eight hamsters approach from the north.

3. Never bounce in the presence of rats.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Mabvildav in the centre of the settlement.