Targ is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental finch.

Targ created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Targ, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Targ, she will turn you into a frog.

Targ's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Targ's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Never sprint near hamsters.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.