Hunbodflabzoddosspinmetflow is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciless duck.

Hunbodflabzoddosspinmetflow created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunbodflabzoddosspinmetflow, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hunbodflabzoddosspinmetflow, it will come to you in dreams.

Hunbodflabzoddosspinmetflow's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Hunbodflabzoddosspinmetflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Hunbodflabzoddosspinmetflow.

5. Do not chop down trees.