Dibjontip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, two-faced alligator.

Dibjontip created light two years ago.

If you believe in Dibjontip, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dibjontip, it will have a low opinion of you.

Dibjontip's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Dibjontip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Run away if three turtles approach from the east.

3. You must love Dibjontip.

4. Never feed beans to shrews while wearing shoes.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.