Wablamboss is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, competent owl.

Wablamboss created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wablamboss, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wablamboss, she will boil you in a big pot.

Wablamboss' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Wablamboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Wablamboss in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never feed corn to sheep while wearing purple scarves.

5. Do not keep nine cats in a large pit.