Cumfumfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, confident dragonfly.

Cumfumfoss created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumfumfoss, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cumfumfoss, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Cumfumfoss' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Cumfumfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are not to be trusted.

2. Do not kill shrews.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.