Kinzimbug is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, quiet bee.

Kinzimbug created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinzimbug, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kinzimbug, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kinzimbug's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Kinzimbug's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

5. Respect your elders.