Mansatdon Dabruttbat Dunbogfen is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, bad-tempered mole.

Mansatdon Dabruttbat Dunbogfen created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Mansatdon Dabruttbat Dunbogfen, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mansatdon Dabruttbat Dunbogfen, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Mansatdon Dabruttbat Dunbogfen's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Mansatdon Dabruttbat Dunbogfen's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. You must pray to Mansatdon Dabruttbat Dunbogfen nine times a day.

4. You must never eat nuts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.