Gardodlarpbap is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, amazing hedgehog.

Gardodlarpbap created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gardodlarpbap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gardodlarpbap, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gardodlarpbap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Gardodlarpbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat aubergines.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Run away from fawn monkeys, for they are unholy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Gardodlarpbap on top of important buildings.