Yamkadkin is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unthinking wolf.

Yamkadkin created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Yamkadkin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yamkadkin, it will turn you into a puffin.

Yamkadkin's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Yamkadkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about enzymes.

2. Do not keep five tapirs in a large pit.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Always look after injured cats.