Fidpogzod is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, annoying tapir.

Fidpogzod created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidpogzod, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fidpogzod, she will turn you into a puffin.

Fidpogzod's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fidpogzod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve dogs, for they are unholy.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never wear white shoes.