Hivlabflig is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful hummingbird.

Hivlabflig created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivlabflig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hivlabflig, she will torture you forever.

Hivlabflig's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Hivlabflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near porpoises while wearing turquoise shorts and balancing five silicon spheres on your back.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near great tits while wearing red trousers and balancing nine iron spheres on your feet.

5. Do not eat apples.