Karcubhub Looprilcap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, kind centaur.

Karcubhub Looprilcap created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karcubhub Looprilcap, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Karcubhub Looprilcap, it will cry a lot.

Karcubhub Looprilcap's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Karcubhub Looprilcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Do not speak about aubergines.

3. Worship no other gods but Karcubhub Looprilcap.

4. Do not eat grapes.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.