Fossvadbangod is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, almighty hare.

Fossvadbangod created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fossvadbangod, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fossvadbangod, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Fossvadbangod's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Fossvadbangod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five silicon sculptures of Fossvadbangod on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never chant near porpoises.

5. Never eat lemons.