Artcarduss is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, uncaring sheep.

Artcarduss created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Artcarduss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Artcarduss, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Artcarduss' most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Artcarduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

4. Never sit near gulls.

5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.