Bessfubdumtaghengadrig is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, loving finch.

Bessfubdumtaghengadrig created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bessfubdumtaghengadrig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bessfubdumtaghengadrig, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Bessfubdumtaghengadrig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bessfubdumtaghengadrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eagles.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bessfubdumtaghengadrig.

3. Put Bessfubdumtaghengadrig first in all things.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.