Lithunshav is a god.

It takes the form of a small, benevolent otter.

Lithunshav created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lithunshav, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lithunshav, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Lithunshav's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Lithunshav's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Lithunshav on top of all buildings.

3. Hide if four cats approach from the west.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near otters while wearing fawn tights.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.