Flowcampod is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, self-confident finch.

Flowcampod created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flowcampod, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flowcampod, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Flowcampod's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Flowcampod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near birds while wearing green rings.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flowcampod.