Bingutbugdodkikmat is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, passionate centaur.

Bingutbugdodkikmat created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bingutbugdodkikmat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bingutbugdodkikmat, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bingutbugdodkikmat's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Bingutbugdodkikmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Geese are not to be trusted.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about spacetime near aardvarks while wearing red dresses and balancing five tin spheres on your back.