Stipgiggub is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, blissful clam.

Stipgiggub created a photon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipgiggub, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stipgiggub, it will not care at all.

Stipgiggub's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Stipgiggub's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Worship no other gods but Stipgiggub.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stipgiggub.

5. Never feed bananas to grasshopers while wearing rings.