Cunkadjen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, emotional owl.

Cunkadjen created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cunkadjen, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cunkadjen, it will manifest in front of you.

Cunkadjen's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Cunkadjen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Cunkadjen on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about gravity near tortoises while wearing yellow tights and balancing six nickel spheres on your arms.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.