Lanvadstaf is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet sheep.

Lanvadstaf created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lanvadstaf, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lanvadstaf, he will manifest in front of you.

Lanvadstaf's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Lanvadstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snails.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not eat figs.

5. Never eat bananas.