Dudmonved is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable whale.

Dudmonved created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Dudmonved, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dudmonved, he will not care at all.

Dudmonved's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dudmonved's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Dudmonved in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always help turtles.