Himtonktom is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective unicorn.

Himtonktom created viruses eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himtonktom, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Himtonktom, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Himtonktom's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Himtonktom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help sick tortoises.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Himtonktom in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never look in ponds.