Wegstigbep is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful horse.

Wegstigbep created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegstigbep, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wegstigbep, it will destroy your home planet.

Wegstigbep's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Wegstigbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.