Bumnegxem is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, sapient bee.

Bumnegxem created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumnegxem, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bumnegxem, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bumnegxem's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bumnegxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Put Bumnegxem first in all things.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bumnegxem.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.