Gammatnab is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome dolphin.

Gammatnab created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gammatnab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gammatnab, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gammatnab's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gammatnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near goats while wearing red stockings and balancing five gold spheres on your chest.

2. Never feed lots of garlic to rats while wearing green shoes.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Do not eat onions.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.