Dimvedsin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, loving horse.

Dimvedsin created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimvedsin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dimvedsin, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dimvedsin's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Dimvedsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Erect nine tin sculptures of Dimvedsin on top of important buildings.

5. You must pray to Dimvedsin seven times a day.