Rigveenzigdib is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, prudent grasshopper.

Rigveenzigdib created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Rigveenzigdib, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rigveenzigdib, he will not care.

Rigveenzigdib's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Rigveenzigdib's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three shrews approach from the west.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rigveenzigdib.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near cats while wearing orange rings and balancing nine silicon spheres on your hands.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Rigveenzigdib in the centre of the settlement.
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