Sasbog is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, generous spider.

Sasbog created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Sasbog, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sasbog, it will turn you into a plant.

Sasbog's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Sasbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Never feed lots of wheat to nematodes while wearing purple coats.

4. Always wear white.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.
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