Nurllisttag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, intelligent warg.

Nurllisttag created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurllisttag, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nurllisttag, he will curse you with boils.

Nurllisttag's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Nurllisttag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. You must pray to Nurllisttag eight times a day.

3. Worship no other gods but Nurllisttag.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near grasshopers while wearing green shirts and balancing six zinc spheres on your feet.

5. Never wear coats.