Veddubwit is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise lion.

Veddubwit created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Veddubwit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Veddubwit, he will turn you into a snail.

Veddubwit's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Veddubwit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Veddubwit on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near moths while wearing turquoise skirts.

3. Do not eat corn.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Never paint your back fawn.