Yokbellwab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring rat.

Yokbellwab created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokbellwab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yokbellwab, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yokbellwab's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Yokbellwab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. You must love Yokbellwab.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near nematodes while wearing cyan shorts.