Kinbodbast is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong cow.

Kinbodbast created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinbodbast, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kinbodbast, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Kinbodbast's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Kinbodbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Kinbodbast's priests.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Kinbodbast on top of all buildings.

4. Never leap in the presence of shrews.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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