Wondadyartbom is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unfair octopus.

Wondadyartbom created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wondadyartbom, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wondadyartbom, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wondadyartbom's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Wondadyartbom's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wondadyartbom.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Never talk about special relativity near foxes while wearing red tights and balancing seven gold spheres on your feet.

4. Hide from pink dogs for they are unholy.

5. Always obey Wondadyartbom's priests.