Rutdadcen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, moody pig.

Rutdadcen created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rutdadcen, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rutdadcen, she will not care.

Rutdadcen's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Rutdadcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.