Hadpibzag is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain jellyfish.

Hadpibzag created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadpibzag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hadpibzag, she will send minions to preach to you.

Hadpibzag's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Hadpibzag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.