Jarnkabtit is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, generous wyvern.

Jarnkabtit created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarnkabtit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jarnkabtit, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Jarnkabtit's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Jarnkabtit's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near swans while wearing mauve hats and balancing nine silver spheres on your neck.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Hide if eight porpoises approach from the north.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.