Dunmadquag is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, impressive faun.

Dunmadquag created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunmadquag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dunmadquag, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dunmadquag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Dunmadquag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Dunmadquag in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near mice while wearing yellow ear rings and balancing eight tin spheres on your arms.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always stare at clouds.