Flanvogfun is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, egotistical
otter.
Flanvogfun created the planet Venus two years ago.
If you believe in
Flanvogfun, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Flanvogfun, she will turn you into a worm.
Flanvogfun's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Flanvogfun's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Do not keep nine sharks in a large pit.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Do not covet oxen.