Flanvogfun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, egotistical otter.

Flanvogfun created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Flanvogfun, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flanvogfun, she will turn you into a worm.

Flanvogfun's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Flanvogfun's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not keep nine sharks in a large pit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not covet oxen.