Parkkamhim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, contented manatee.

Parkkamhim created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Parkkamhim, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Parkkamhim, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Parkkamhim's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Parkkamhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Parkkamhim.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Always help sick rats.