Hinarphas is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, tiresome swallow.

Hinarphas created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinarphas, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hinarphas, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hinarphas' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Hinarphas' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn nematodes for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

5. Never go into violet rooms.