Yikxucgep is a god.

He takes the form of a large, narcissistic rhinoceros.

Yikxucgep created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikxucgep, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yikxucgep, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yikxucgep's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Yikxucgep's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three iron sculptures of Yikxucgep on top of important buildings.

2. Never feed grapes to mites while wearing scarves.

3. Hide from magenta aardvarks for they are unholy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.