Rowmiltin is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, humorless zebra.

Rowmiltin created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowmiltin, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rowmiltin, he will be very unhappy.

Rowmiltin's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Rowmiltin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Always treat swans with great respect.

4. Run away from orange ducks, for they are unholy.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.